February 2011
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January 2011
27 posts
ANNOUNCEMENT
From the BBC - Read by John Cleese.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940...
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Fireland: I bought a box of 48 condoms at Costco.... →
fireland:
I bought a box of 48 condoms at Costco. The checkout girl scanned it and glanced up at me. She evidently had some sort of nervous tic where sexual arousal caused her to snort mockingly. “These expire in 2014, you know,” she informed me. I said: “Oh I’ll be back here next week for a refill if I know me and sexing, which I do.” She asked if I used them to make balloon animals for the...
Greetings from London Town
To friends and family following our progress on this trip, things are going well.
The pearl is in the river. Repeat, the pearl is in the river.
Sending this from a pub in London called the Lamb. Today we went to the British Museum & the National Portrait Gallery.
Back to my regularly scheduled beer.
